All prices are in US Dollars, and include shipping within the USA.

Goddess Mug

$20

Ceramic "Cristal Connors is Goddess" champagne mug. Guaranteed not to give you a headache.

Versayce Tote

$8

Make everyone at Trader Joe's jealous with this polypropylene, water-resistant tote. Perfect for filling up with chips, brown rice and vegetables, or even a few cans of doggie chow.

Saint Nomi Candle

$15

The patron saint of neat nails. Light her up and pray your tits off that one day you'll get a part in Goddess.

Goddess Candle

$15

Nobody's got Cristal's heat! But this dressed-up bodega candle sure comes close.

Goddess Swag Bag

$45

Why choose? With so many glorious products available this year, we make it easy on you: packaging them together so you can save on shipping and we can throw Molly a few more bucks for that dress shop.

  • • Goddess Mug
  • • Versayce Tote
  • • Saint Nomi Candle
  • • Goddess Candle

“I Bought It At Versayce” Tee

$16

No one will need to ask: you bought it at Versayce…you know, in the forum.

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Whore Tee

$16

We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see. Tell the world you're gonna be a big star and that your face is gonna be up on billboards in this screen-printed black shirt.

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Versayce Logo Tee

$14

A couture masterpiece. Dress it up for dinner with 6-inch stilettos and a pearl necklace, or keep it casual paired with crotchless panties. No matter how you choose to wear it, everyone will know you got it at VERSAYCE. Limited availability.

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Showgirls the Musical Logo Tee

$14

The original "Showgirls the Musical" American Apparel logo tee. Limited availability.

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